You Definitely Need 44 Minutes of Every Time Woody Allen Has Stammered — VIDEO

Woody Allen Stammering

How to become mesmerized for 44 straight minutes: watch this video of Woody Allen stammering.

As inconceivable as it seems, there are actually 44 minutes of Allen in a state of perpetual nonsense in existence, which the Huffington Post has so lovingly put into one giant supercut. Every single second of Allen’s inability to communicate from Annie Hall to Manhattan to Stardust Memories and even Scoop (yeah, that was actually a movie starring Hugh Jackman). In some countries, this is considered actual torture. 

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You think you can make it through this whole video and then you get to the 20 minute mark and realize you’re actually starting to believe that people can communicate entirely through half syllables and “heys.” Look, we told you it was comprehensive. We didn’t say a word about it being healthy. 

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Celebrity Editor Kelsea Stahler was born in a pile of dirt. Okay, she was actually born in an old Naval hospital in San Diego, which then became a pile of dirt and remained as such for a number of years before becoming a parking lot perfectly sized for circus tents, and finally a museum. She eventually left San Diego to attend New York University, where she studied Journalism and English literature — two less-than profitable liberal arts degrees about which guidance counselors warned her. Against all odds, she now resides in Brooklyn, where she fights the constant fear that the locals will soon discover she isn’t quite cool enough to live there, and makes a living writing absurd, pop culture features about Batman, zombies, vampires, funny people, and Ron Swanson.