You Can Call Jonah Hill This Weekend!

Want Jonah Hill’s phone number? Well, I suppose that’s reasonable. It’s (917) 409-7838.

Seriously. Call him.

In promotion for The Sitter, which released a bawdy, incredibly funny trailer last month, star Jonah Hill will be opening his phone lines to people seeking babysitters. No… he probably won’t actually look after your kids while you’re out (and that’s likely a good thing). But he will, in fact, be answering random calls all weekend, which is pretty awesome.

Hill stars as a reluctant babysitter without much regard for his kids’ safety, as he takes them to a party with him in order to not miss out on the opportunity of sleeping with Ari Graynor. As you can see in the trailer, the film seems to be in the style of wild Pineapple Express action-filled comedies of recent years. Also to come in this vein: the Hill-starring 21 Jump Street.

But stop reading this! Time is running out! CALL JONAH HILL!


Staff editor Michael Arbeiter’s natural state of being can best be described as “mild panic attack.” His earliest memories of growing up in Queens, New York, involve nighttime conversations with a voice from his bedroom wall (the jury’s still out on what that was all about) and a love for classic television that spawned from the very first time he was allowed to watch “The Munsters.” Attending college at SUNY Binghamton, a 20-year-old Michael learned two things: that he could center his future on this love for TV and movies, and that dragons never actually existed — he was kind of late in the game on that one.