You're tired of Charlie Sheen, we're tired of Charlie Sheen. But nothing, it seems, is able to stop him. Well, that's not entirely the case, it just seems that way. Here are 17 things that could potentially divert our attention from all that winning long enough to end the madness.
- Jesus Christ returns and he’s brought cheeseburgers for us all
- Megan Fox gets really fat -- I mean, REALLY fat
- A really, really, really, really adorable cat
- The Dark Knight Rises rumors
- Lindsay Lohan goes straight up gangster and shoots someone -- on camera, then denies it
- A new Tyler Perry movie
- Lebron James plays in the Super Bowl DURING March Madness
- The female cast of Gossip Girl spends a whole episode making out with each other
- Oprah commands us to ignore Sheen
- Apple unveils the iBJ
- Mark Zuckerburg turns out to be an alien
- Kanye
- Your fingernail gets really long and you don’t know whether to clip it or see how long you can let it grow
- Three celebrities die in close proximity to each other
- George Lucas recuts Star Wars. Again.
- That really cute barista at the coffee shop down the street says she’s over Sheen
- Your Mom
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