Looks like Charlie Sheen took a step back from creating heaven on earth after splitting with his last remaining Goddess, Natalie Kenly. Kenly moved out of Sheen's love nest last week, but not before turning in the Mercedes Sheen had bought for her. Apparently the late Two and a Half Men star didn't want her to keep the sweet ride as a memento of their time together and demanded that she return the gift. How is the actor/comedian/tweeter mogul dealing with the break up? In a very Sheen-like way of course. Talking in the third person he states that getting the shaft is, "not a common thing for the Masheen."
Well the Masheen is filling the void with the only logical thing: more women. No sooner had Kenly slammed the door in his face, the actor turned his home into a melting pot of beautiful women from Mexico, Australia and Colombia, just hours after Kenly left the building. At least he's dealing with everything in a healthy manner....
This is the third woman Charlie has lost over the course of 3 months. In April, Sheen's other goddess, Bree Olsen, supposedly broke up with him via text message (classy, but probably deserved) before moving on to a new man. And the following month he became officially divorced from his estranged wife, Brooke Mueller, who is the mother of his two young sons, Bob and Max. The women in his life certainly do seem to be dropping like flies (yet he still thinks he's winning?). If this keeps up he might actually need to hire an actual babysitter for his kids.
Source: Popeater