Are Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal dating again? Here are the clues we have: they were spotted on Wednesday having dinner at a place called Bound'ry in Nashville. Conclusion: there is a fireplace there, which only means the people who go there are the ones who really want to have sex. Here's another clue: a witness says "they did eat" and "they were cordial to one another, but not affectionate." Conclusion: none. Another clue: another witness says they were a bit more cozy than that: "There was no holding hands, but they seemed happy together. They sat next to the fireplace just chatting away." Conclusion: a wedding is coming that will make Chelsea Clinton's look like a fucking cookout in Alabama! - People
- Kim Kardashian says the song she recorded with The-Dream was an accident. "Basically, Ciara came to me and was like, 'You've got to meet The-Dream!' I was not into doing a song. I thought, 'everyone kind of tries that and it doesn't really work out so well.' I talked to Kanye West and my musical friends. They asked me what I do for fun, and I said, 'I go shopping, I hang out with friends.' And they said, 'We go to the studio for fun. Come have fun with us. Don't think too much about it.'" Obviously, she should have thought too much about it. - NYM
- A haircut for Justin Bieber by his hairdresser costs him $750. It would cost you your life. - Popeater