Katy Perry is in the process of legally changing her name to Katy Brand. She's also in the process of telling Helen Mirren to back the fuck up. - People
- Kim Kardashian has ended things with Halle Berry's ex-boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, because things were "moving too fast," which is probably not at all anything like what really happened. - US
- Nicole Richie is getting married this weekend. It will be vintage and romantic and not at all anything like your cousin's wedding at the goat farm with wild kitties who were starved for love and running around everywhere in the height of bedbug season. - Radar