Darren Aronofsky and Rachel Weisz have split up after 8 or 9 years of not being married but still doing the married things. I'd just like to point out that I knew this weeks ago and couldn't write about it. Just goes to show you how serious you should take me. - TMZ
- Heidi and Spencer Pratt are considering a gig that would pay them $100,000 to leave the country for a while. Little piggies who ran all the way home, please let this be true. - TMZ
- George Clooney is, apparently, helping his girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, get her acting career started. Is this great news or what? - Showbiz Spy
- Courtney Love REALLY wants to have tea with Adrien Brody. She bid $17,000 for the chance to hang out with him over what I call "scented water." - NYP
- Charlie Sheen thinks we're all overreacting, and that every time "a guy has one bad night, everybody goes insane and panics." Well, maybe so, but it's really renting a child's suite in a hotel and only using it for sex with an escort and cocaine cutting and doing something else with a chandelier that leaves blood all over the floor is some 21st century REDRUM shit. - Toronto Sun
- Now, after the election, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "No one cares if you smoke a joint," which is interesting because he voted against the initiative that would allow people over 21 to have small amounts of marijuana in their possession. Sounds like he came into some pot that he liked since last Tuesday. - AP
- Nicole Richie and Joel Madden will get married in the first week of December, but they're throwing a "decoy event" to keep us on our toes and caring. - Showbiz Spy