Disney's freshly released John Carter teaser is truly just that, but hey, any John Carter video these days is good video.
It features the title character (Taylor Kitsch) engaged in a verrrry brief conversation with Dejah Thoris (Lynn Collins), the dialogue of which I won't spoil for you -- but it also teases a chances for viewers to win tickets to next year's Super Bowl by looking for a secret code in the Carter commercial during this year's game.
The surefire blockbuster hits theaters March 9; the sure-to-disappoint Super Bowl kicks off at 6:29 p.m. ET (not 6:28, dammit!). Check out the teaser below.