For those of you who do not follow trends is mainstream pornography, parody films have been making a comeback in the past few years. For those of you who are my mother, just kidding! I wouldn’t know about that sort of stuff. For those of you who aren’t my mother, parodies have hit popular recent movies and TV shows (like Scrubs and The Office) and gone back to the classics (like Three’s Company and Golden Girls, I kid you not).
And now, Hustler has taken on the biggest film ever with the most expensive porn parody ever with This Ain’t Avatar XXX. Yes, they’re blue. Yes, they get their freak on. And yes, it’s in 3D.
While the cast is... aw, who cares. They’re covered in blue paint. The only one that really stands out is Evan Stone. Anyone who grew up with Cinemax in the past decade is very familiar with Stone’s, ahem, body of work. That man is a legend.
Anyway, this version promises to at least be better written than the original. “Let me show you how sky people do it” = my new pick up line.
Watch the safe for work trailer below.