S5E3: With Vinny gone, the gang of Jersey Shore works to band together and deal with their grief in the only way they know how: by partying! Vinny may be gone, but it's still business as usual down by the shore. Besides, the best way to deal with sadness is through alcohol and meaningless smushing, right? (Note: this show may not be influencing me for the better). But in honor of Vinny's sudden departure, let's take a few moments of silence and allow ourselves to feel the full weight of emotion that this picture to the left exudes.....
Great. Now that the sad part's over, check out some of the biggest OMG moments of the night to help lift your spirits.
Pauly D Smushes in Vinny's Bed To Honor Him
As a way to handle post-Vinpocalypse, Pauly D decides to hook up with a chick in Vinny's bed in honor of him leaving the house. And to make it even better, he made sure it was a girl Vinny would've definitely liked. Now, I know that Vinny no longer lives there, so he probably doesn't care about what happens in his bed, but Pauly's got to be breaking some sort of roommate etiquette, right? I mean, I doubt that's going to make him want to come back any faster. But being the stand up guy Pauly is, I'm sure he changed the sheets afterwards.
Snooki Shows Off Her Ass-ets
Of course Snooki has a different idea of how to deal with Vinny's departure. She and Deena go out drinking all day long, just doing what they do best: dancing on bars, grinding up against each other, and showing off their...assets. And I know that's nothing new, but seriously it happened SO MANY TIMES! I really can't figure out why Jionni keeps asking her to stop drinking. She's just so classy - but we love her for it.
A Bosnian Girl Denies Pauly Birthday Sex Because She Likes Mike Better?!
Pauly D brings a Bosnian girl back to his place to smush, but when it comes time to close the deal she immediately clams up and says she just wants to talk and hang out. Obviously Pauly didn't bring her back there at 4 a.m. just so they could hang out, so he ends up calling her a cab. I mean, what's this girl's deal? She wants to actually talk to a guy and establish a connection with him before immediately hopping in the sack? Rude! Especially since it deprived Pauly of birthday sex. Sorry honey, but that's not how we do things in the states (or on the shore).
The Girls Makes a Birthday Cake For Pauly D and That Makes Mike Sad
Mike and Pauly's birthdays fall around the same time, so naturally they're forced to kind of celebrate the birthdays together. However, it seems that the girls shows a little favoritism to Pauly and decides to make a cake for him - and not one for Mike. I can't imagine why that is. I mean, it's not like Mike is a huge pain and causes trouble for everyone just for the sake of causing trouble. Oh wait... Anyway, Mike takes it all really well and decides to storm out in anger. Maybe Vinny won't be the only one moving out this season.
So what did you guys think of tonight's episode? Do you think Mike over-reacted or was his frustration completely warranted? Do you think he'll end up moving out too? Get at me in the comments below!