S5E6: Last week of Jersey Shore appeared to be relatively drama free (aside from Mike's paranoia that everyone's making fun of him...which they are). But that all changes this week after Mike plots to bring down one of his housemates and for once, it's not Snooki! I mean, it makes sense right? You're tired of your friends constantly complaining about you and your trouble-causing ways, so you decide to purposefully create more drama. Way to go, Mike! So yeah, there's definitely a situation that goes down for one un-lucky roommate. Not to mention a million other OMG moments that happen along the way. But that's just another day at the Shore.
Snooki Gets Wastey-Pants
Snooki is no stranger to the Walk of Shame, however, this particular walk had nothing to do with smushing and everything to do with drinking way too much. After partying into the wee hours of the morning, Snooki decided to walk home alone along the boardwalk and let me tell you it was quite a sight to see. She was hallucinating, talking to herself (or people that she thought were there), all while claiming she was the drunkest she's ever been. All her drinking has lead to this pivotal moment of pure alcoholism. Please join me in a moment of silence.
Deena is Vinny's Wingman
It was a surprising tag team, but it seemed to work pretty well. Vinny was hoping to hook up with a hot lesbian chick he met at a bar, but just in case that genius plan fell through, Deena graciously brought a backup girl back to the house, so Vinny would be guaranteed some action that night. I'm not really sure what Deena got out of all of it, but Vinny was loving it. That's what I call teamwork!
The Duck Phone Handles Massive Abuse
JWoww and Roger get into some major fighting this week on the phone. Basically JWoww feels that he's been avoiding her calls and canceling on her all the time, while Roger is growing more and more upset with her childish antics and insecurities. In fact, by the end of the episode he even gives her an ultimatum: quit acting so immature or they're through. And while I admit I always enjoy a good couple's quarrel, I only wish the poor duck phone didn't have to suffer through it.
Pauly D Gets a New Stalker
Yep, there's a new stalkerette in town and she's got her eyes set on Pauly. Apparently she bought some stuff at the Shore shop one day and keeps returning in the same garb everyday just to sit and stare at him all day. Going out isn't even safe anymore since she manages to pop up everywhere he goes. Major creeper alert. But hey, if anyone can maturely handle a situation like this it's this guy, right?
Mike Starts Drama With Deena
Word on the street is that Mike's brother has gone on a few dates with Deena's sister, so naturally Mike wants to make a situation out of the whole thing. He tries gathering information to see if it's leading to something serious or if it's just a "Smash and dash" type of thing. (Seriously, he's worse than a 13-year-old girl with this infatuation for gossip). But Deena doesn't exactly appreciate Mike talking about her sister in that way, although she's trying to cut him a break since he's been so good lately. Somehow I feel like that won't be lasting much longer. Consider yourself on notice, Mike!
So what did you think of tonight's episode? Should JWoww give her relationship with Roger another shot? Are you getting sick of Mike's childish antics?