I don't usually like to lead off with political commentary, you know, important topics and such. No, I usually like to lead off with some hot celeb talking about how they taught their kids to say "shit" or how their dog is like, the funniest person they know. But not today. Nay. Today, we shall start with something political and, frankly, epic. Newt Gingrich released a statement this week regarding his future and our nation's, but nothing is quite as epic as the rendition that John Lithgow gives the Newty overture. (If you can't stand listening to Colbert's great intro, the Lithgowy goodness starts at the 3:25 mark, but you should just watch the whole thing.)
Jack Black stopped by to chat which Jay Leno about his new house. Everything seems great until Jack mentions that he leaves his cars outside and uses his garage as an art studio. THE HORROR.
Have you been wondering who that adorable Irishman is in Bridesmaids? Well, his name is Chris O'Dowd and apparently he hasn't yet realized how cute he is. Alright ladies, I guess that means now is the time to pounce, right?And if you like him now, wait until you hear his story about his life as a seductive 9 year-old. Also, in Bridesmaids, he totally did it with Kristen Wiig. Totally.