S2:E7 Last night’s episode of Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami was all about how horrible a person Kourtney’s boyfriend, Scott, is. You see, Scott’s what we would call a “businessman.” Most of the businessmen we know are actual men of business, and keep little glass bowls of jellybeans on their desks so the pretty interns will come talk to them and they quietly picture which intern could be their successors. But Scott, Scott’s not a businessman’s businessman. He dresses like one sometimes, so it’s occasionally hard to tell if he is, actually, a commanding and powerful man. But most of the time, it’s pretty easy to hear the bell ding on the “horrendous tool” o'meter.
The episode started with Kourtney and Kim bonding over Mason, who they keep saying is cute but I’m just not seeing it. While they were shopping for “furniture for DASH,” Scott called Kourtney and asked if she could babysit the baby while he attended an important meeting for one of his fortuitous businesses. But Kourtney also had a business meeting – with some bikini people, and she obviously couldn’t bring Mason because “baby” and “bikini” are complete enemies on the playground. So Kim offered to babysit, which was nice and sisterly and thoughtful and I wish I had a sister because I could make her wait in my apartment for my new air conditioner to arrive.