HOLLYWOOD - It was the biggest wedding in the world this month, and People magazine is saying that someone has finally spilled the beans.
People says it has got all the ins and outs of what went down at the Madonna and Guy Ritchie matrimonial bash on Dec. 22 at Skibo Castle in Dornoch, Scotland, in its new issue coming out next week.
No elaborate photo spread (a la the Michael Douglas - Catherine Zeta-Jones nuptials) will be available, but according to an USA Today report, the following will be discussed in People:
-- How all guests took their seats shortly after 6:30 p.m. Scotland time.
-- How Madonna's 4-year-old daughter Lourdes led the processional.
-- How Paul McCartney scion Stella McCartney -- and not Gwyneth Paltrow -- was the maid of honor.
-- How the groom and bride were dressed.
-- How (gasp!) the couple exchanged mismatched rings.
-- How Madonna's very good friend Rosie O'Donnell wasn't able to make the wedding.
Now you can go back to sleep.