Michael Cera Escapes Death: Late Last Night
Last night, Michael Cera told David Letterman about his dangerous brush of death in Denver. He was hiking on some boulders and he got lost! Can you imagine? We almost lost the guy who plays himself in every, single, movie! Don’t even dare ponder what a world without Michael Cera would be like – save your nightmares for where your ironing board kills your cat.
Most of us were really keen on Betty White hosting the Oscars, but it looks like that’s not going to happen. Sad news to begin a Wednesday with, yes. But there’s an upside! Betty showed Jay Leno her clothing line! It even has a sweatshirt with iPod headphones built into it, because Betty totally understands our compulsion to have our hands free.
And Sam Trammell of True Blood explained what it’s like to film his nude scenes, and especially how awkward it is for the makeup lady to come to his trailer and put makeup on his nude body. I don’t know what his problem is.
Samuel L. Jackson told Jimmy Fallon about his new movie, The Other Guys, and quite honestly, he looks like the biggest “other guy” of all.
Will Ferrell told Jon Stewart about how to properly utilize the space in his studio, and how dangerous things could get it his sunglasses and cause bracelets got together with J Stew’s fluffernutter of a goatee. I predict it would look like any one of these.
And Stephen Colbert talked to Laura Ingraham, a real conservative lady about her New York Times Bestselling book, The Obama Diaries. Laura did very little to out conservatize Colbert.
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