The folks at Comingsoon.net have had to good fortune to premiere the first official poster for The Baytown Disco, a movie which, frankly, I didn't know existed until just a few minutes ago. Not only does it exist, it's apparently a "southern whip-ass extravaganza!" according to its poster. And who am I to doubt such a finely rendered piece of artwork?

The Baytown Disco stars Billy Bob Thornton, Eva Longoria, and a dozen or so other actors apparently in desperate need of a paycheck. It opens sometime in 2012.
Source: Comingsoon.net
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