Ladies and Gentlemen, the day has finally arrived. The world has been waiting for a baby with smoldering eyes and such a child has been delivered to us. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem had their first child yesterday on the heels of Bardem’s third Oscar nomination.
Let’s just go ahead and it get it out there - this kid is going to be a heartbreaker. With those kind of genes running through the little guy, there is no way this kid won’t be flipping awesome. Also, they should just go ahead and name him Oscar: he was born on the day daddy got nominated (for Biutiful) and his parents met on the set of Vicky Christina Barcelona, a movie that would eventually get mommy a win. This basically proves my theory that having a threesome with Scarlett Johansson can only lead to GREAT things. I know this has generally been the consensus regarding multi-person intercourse with Johansson, BUT THIS PROVES IT.
Source: Hollywood Reporter