I know June 26 is a long way away and that's why this clip from the season four premiere of True Blood came at just the right time. Now you can watch the hook for the rest of the episode, with no payoff! Woo?
Anyway, it seems that Sookie's in some land of Fairy Godmothers. Though let's be clear about this, Fairy Godmother is apparently a term like "nurse;" men can do the job too (as long as they have some seriously questionable man-jewelry around their necks). Thank God Sookie never manages to keep her mouth shut, otherwise this scene might be just a little too painful.
Source: Vulture