Everyone knows the only reason to watch the Superbowl is to see the commercials. Football is of no consequence to anything, but commercials are much more significant because they inform us on how there’s a newer model of a something we just bought so we won’t go to work the next morning and brag about something outdated. So with that, here were the important commercials that you missed by spending all your time at the party trying to get with a married woman who’s ring was at the cleaners.
Volkswagen: The Force!
Sometimes having a family is worth it. SOMETIMES.
HomeAway – Minister of Tourism
It’s curious how the people at HomeAway.com were smart enough to include a baby smashing as one of the perils of staying in a hotel, but WHERE ARE ZEE BEDBUGS?
Careerbuilder.com – Parking Lot
Get it? Aw, geez. Chimps!
Audi – Goodnight
This seems to particularly be, I don’t know, more about the importance of sending your grandparents a Hallmark card every now and then so as to be included in their wills and not at all an ad about vehicular transportation.
Doritos – Best Part
Doritos, everyone! Always at the top of their game.
Doritos – Pug Attack
And again!
Doritos – House Sitting
One more for the win!
Eminem – Lipton Ice Tea
Wow. Eminem’s so likable!
Snickers – Logging
TWO BETTER PEOPLE FOR THIS COMMERCIAL ARE NOT IN EXISTENCE!
Chevy Cruiser – Status
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. This is too much. If it diagnoses STDs though, that's cool.
Best Buy - Big Game Spot with Ozzy and Justin Bieber
Clever, but you know. Not really.
New E*Trade Baby - Tailor
Remember when these talking babies commercials were EPIC?
Stella Artois - Crying Jean
Oh, so all the women think he's singing to them but he's really just singing to their beers?