Aerosmith was forced to cancel last night's concert in Asuncion, Paraguay, after frontman Steven Tyler fell in his hotel bathroom on Monday and had to be rushed to La Costa Medical Center to receive emergency dental work (two of his teeth were knocked out) and get stitches to his face. The show's spokesperson, Marcelo Antunez, released a statement yesterday, saying "Mr. Tyler had a small accident that prevents him from staging the concert tonight. He is fine, he's in his hotel but he's not able to do the concert." Another spokesperson said that before the fall, Tyler suffered from dehydration and gastrointestinal problems. MTV is kind enough to remind us that the last time Tyler fell was in August of 2009, when he was performing in South Dakota and slipped off the stage. - MTV
- Lindsay Lohan's Playboy photo shoot took place yesterday, and her mother Dina marched right over to X17 Online and said, "The photo shoot went well..." begging the question just how well it really went. - People
- Since Jessica Simpson isn't saying anything about the fact that she is tremendously pregnant, she's filling up her time by talking about how she's so short that her feet don't touch the ground when she sits on the toilet in the ladies room at Bergdorf Goodman. She describes the issue as being a "short girl problem," but unfortunately does not address the problem that is going into a bathroom without wearing any shoes. - Us, Gawker