Each week, Hollywood gives us something to whine about, and the week ending Dec. 8 was no different. We could make a drinking game out of this week, but that would be too dangerous. Instead, we'll stick to the usual formula: varying levels of alcoholic respite depending on how bothersome the week's issues are. Is your biggest complaint this week a flismy one? How about a light cocktail to take the edge off? Got a real bone to pick with a celeb or entertainment entity this week? Go ahead, grab a drink that'll put hair on your chest. Here are the week's entertainment stories that are forcing us to seek a bubbly or boozy refuge. And maybe an idea or two about how you should wash them down.Take the Edge Off With a Glass of Pinot NoirA Royal Baby is Suri’s Worst NightmareWhat if it’s a girl? She’ll be an actual princess.
Suri (or Suri’s Burn Book’s parody version of Suri) is not having that. Her Burn Book is going to fill up fast.
There’s Way Too Much Line-Dancing in the New Christmas Music Video From Olivia-Newton John and John TravoltaAlso, there’s too much reunioning these days, do we need to make it worse with line dancing?
We Didn’t Know There Was a Totally Hilarious Version of The Night Before ChristmasThankfully,
we do now.
Jazz Hands Are About to Get ScaaaaaryPan’s Labyrinth: The Musical is coming.Get a little Loose With a Few Glasses of PinotHoney Boo-Boo Child is In the Same Category as Hillary Clinton, Chris Christie, and Gabby DouglasThey’re all some of
Barbara Walters’ most fascinating people of 2012.
Johnny Depp May Reprise the Futterwacken.And if you saw the first
Alice in Wonderland, you’d know that the Futterwacken, is well,
wack.Lamp Had Better Watch Her Back in Anchorman 2Because
Kristen Wiig is coming after her man.
Let's Forget This Ever Happened With Long Island Iced TeaRandy Jackson Thinks American Idol is like PicassoBut maybe he should visit a museum, read a book, or at least check Wikipedia before he says something like that.
We Had to Try to Understand and Take a Stance on the Politics of PsyAnd
it’s all a bit murky, but does it mean we can we stop caring about “Gangnam Style” now?
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