Each week, Hollywood gives us something to whine about, and the week ending Dec. 22 was no different. We could make a drinking game out of this week, but that would be too dangerous. Instead, we'll stick to the usual formula: varying levels of alcoholic respite depending on how bothersome the week's issues are. Is your biggest complaint this week a flimsy one? How about a light cocktail to take the edge off? Got a real bone to pick with a celeb or entertainment entity this week? Go ahead, grab a drink that'll put hair on your chest. Here are the week's entertainment stories that are forcing us to seek a bubbly or boozy refuge. And maybe an idea or two about how you should wash them down.
Take the Edge Off With a Little Peppermint Schnapps
Our brains are still out of commission after hearing about Simon Cowell’s new girlfriend.
Who knew v-neck tees were basically lady kryptonite?
According to Hollywood, there’s only an eight percent chance the world will end with a zombie apocalypse.
What are we supposed to do with all that practical knowledge we learned from The Walking Dead?.
The California Hamster Association is not a Justin Bieber fan.
But on the bright side,at least we now know there is an official organization whose sole purpose is celebrating hamsters.
Get a little Loose (and Dickensian) With a Few Glasses of Port
LeAnn Rimes used to be a pretty good singer.
But we have no idea what’s going on here.
30 Rock is really ending. There is now photo proof.
We’re not ready! Don’t go, Liz Lemon!
Project Runway lost Michael Kors.
But how will we know what to think when someone drapes tulle around a model and calls is couture?
Let's Forget This Ever Happened With A Few Helpings of Hot Buttered Rum
The NRA blames movies for real life violence.
Instead of, you know, guns.
We’ve lost yet another Walking Dead showrunner.
First Frank Darabont, then Glen Mazzara? What’s going on, AMC? Season 3 has been amazing, what’s the problem?
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More Unhappy Hour:
Dec. 8: Psy’s Controversy, the futterwacken, and Honey Boo Boo
Nov. 30: 'Girl Meets World,' Angus T Jones, etc.
Dec. 1: Twinkies, Guy Fieri, and More
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