He who laughs last ... is a she, it seems.
After shocking the audience at last week's U.S. Comedy Arts Festival by saying he didn't like female comedians (and didn't love Lucy!), Jerry Lewis has done the remedial tail-tuck between the legs and issued a statement offering his "humble apology" for his comments at the Aspen, Colorado, event.
Jerry Lewis "There are times when half-statements get misinterpreted, and that's what happened at the Aspen U.S. Comedy Festival [sic] last week," Lewis said in a statement Thursday.
As proof he's every bit "The Ladies' Man" he played in the 1961 comedy of the same name, Lewis named Whoopi Goldberg, Elayne Boosler and Phyllis Diller as female comics he does like.
The brouhaha started last Saturday when Lewis, who was being interviewed on stage at the festival by Martin Short, was asked by an audience member who his favorite female comedians were. The French-certified genius said he had none. Short then asked the 73-year-old comedian about Lucille Ball, saying, "You must have loved her."
"No," came the reply. He later added that women were best deployed as baby-making machines.
While apparently feeling the need to save face a little, Lewis did not entirely back down on his stance on Thursday.
"When women, doing comedy, do routines written for them by drill sergeants, I take objection," Lewis' statement said. "Their filth makes me and many ashamed to be in our business, and to me women doing anything, especially comedy, are looked up on by me as one of God's great miracles ... they can make a baby."
(Sigh.) Looks like Lewis' foot has returned to its proper place -- inside his mouth.
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But Forman, a two-time Oscar winner who turns 68 today, says he was "shocked" at the snub, noting that comedy always has a tough time with the Academy, and that he's never worked with an actor "who gives so much of his heart and soul and mind to his work."
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No, Aguilera wasn't performing. In fact, she didn't even know the place -- name of Cheetah -- was a strip club before she went there, says her rep at RCA Records. According to the New York Daily News, Aguilera was invited to the well-known Atlanta "gentlemen's club" by MTV veejay Carson Daly.
Aguilera, 19, thought she was going to a party to meet Daly, according to the label rep, and was there only half an hour and didn't drink any alcohol. Daly, 26, says he was alcohol-free as well. One of Cheetah's dancers performed for them, but she danced "in front of [Christina]," her rep says, and did not go do a lap dance as reported by the Daily News ...
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