Oh well, onto un-juicy official story: Jodie Foster is not 11 weeks pregnant -- or any weeks pregnant -- with her second child, the publicist for the two-time Oscar winner says.
Reports to the contrary first surfaced in London's Mirror and moved stateside in the pages of the New York Post.
Foster's camp can't explain how the story got started, just that it's not true. Foster, linked of late in a series of curious tab reports with "Gladiator" star Russell Crowe, has one son, Charlie, born in 1998. She has never divulged her child's parentage.