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Billy Bob, Angelina Must Be Stopped!

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Aug 15, 2001 | 10:35am EDT

As the Billy Bob-Angelina marriage turns: Billy Bob goes: (1) "I was looking at her sleep and I had to restrain myself from literally squeezing her to death.;" (2) "Sex for us is almost too much."

And Angelina goes: (1) "I nearly was killed last night, and it was the nicest thing anyone ever said to me.;" (2) "I'd kill anyone who even looked at him the wrong way.;" (3) "[W]e can go crazy."

And we go: Shut up.

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