"I just realised the saddest thing... I will never go to a prom... Little girls usually dream about their weddings and sweet sixteens and their future as ballerinas.. No. My cheesy childhood dream was prom. I want the cheesy stair photos... The gown... The DJ... The cheesy-ness." Alec Baldwin's daughter Ireland is upset about missing out on the rite of passage as she is a home-schooled student.