In the skit, the host of the show agrees to have a beer with The Hangover's Justin Bartha and Taylor Lautner after a yoga session and then wakes up in a filthy hotel room with Eva Mendes in his bathtub - but he's lost Lautner.
The celebrity Twilight fan has a 'Team Jacob Forever' tattoo on her cheek, which freaks her out. She yelps, "What the f**k? I'm Team Edward. I've always been Team Edward."
Sudeikis then stumbles in on Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis making love in Black Swan, finds James Franco trapped in a canyon from 127 Hours and chats to Justin Timberlake - as Sean Parker - in The Social Network over the phone.
He finally finds the Twilight hunk, missing a finger which Mendes has bitten off - and he returns to Kunis and Portman making out with his famous pal.