Katy Perry, Once Again, Finds Inventive Use For Her Boobs
Jul 05, 2012 | 1:03pm EDT
Barney Stinson may have a plethora of uses for boobs, but there's someone who's got him topped, so to speak. Katy Perry (who, funnily enough, played one of Barney's boob-having conquests on How I Met Your Mother) has found yet another inventive use for her chest.
The Grammy-winning pop star, whose famous top half is on full display — in 3D, no less! — in her concert documentary Katy Perry: Part of Meand has previously used her boobs to both shoot whipped cream and fireworks in her music videos, has now used them as a cell phone holder.
Rather than using the bike basket directly in front of her, the "E.T" singer opted to use her cleavage as a mode of transportation for her cell phone during a ride around Venice on July 4. (There's a "phone home" joke in here somewhere.)
But, before you give the 27-year-old a hard time for her makeshift cell phone holder, just remember, there's been plenty of other unconventional uses for boobs in Hollywood history. And, no, we don't mean silicone or freaking anyone out within a ten mile radius of a newsstand.
In movies and on television, boobs have been used alternatively for...
Applying lipstick: As expertly done by Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club. Whether or not your image of her is totally blown, remember, you promised you wouldn't laugh.
Perfecting the "Bend and Snap": As explained to women everywhere by Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde, when executed properly, the "Bend and Snap" has a 98% success rate of getting a man's attention and, when used appropriately, an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
A lethal weapon: Most men would be powerless to the Fembot's gun-shooting bra, but most men aren't Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.
Painting a Wall: Kendra Wilkinson put a new spin on the old paint brush on Girls Next Door.
Popping ballons on Twilight star Peter Facinelli: C'mon, if anyone could make that happen, of course it would be Jersey Shore's JWOWW.
Can you recall other moments in pop culture history when, like Katy Perry on her bike ride, there were other unique uses found for boobs? Barney Stinson would be so proud.