Each week, Hollywood gives us something to whine about, and the week ending Sept. 15 was no different. We could make a drinking game out of this week, but that would be too dangerous. Instead, we'll stick to the usual formula: varying levels of alcoholic respite depending on how bothersome the week's issues are. Is your biggest complaint this week a flismy one? How about a light cocktail to take the edge off? Got a real bone to pick with a celeb or entertainment entity this week? Go ahead, grab a drink that'll put hair on your chest. Here are the week's entertainment stories that are forcing us to seek a bubbly or boozy refuge. And maybe an idea or two about how you should wash them down.
Take the Edge Off With a Pale Ale
It's Really Hard to Find Someone With a Bacon Number Lower Than 2.
Seriously. Even Al Jolson and Shirley Temple are at 3.Kevin Bacon, you ubiquitous bastard.
Jessica Simpson Can't Do anything Without Shocking The Internet.