Unhappy Hour: Amanda Bynes, Obama's Dumbest Controversy & 4 More Excuses to Drink

Guys, it;s just a baby picture. The baby is being cute. Her mom is being silly. Anne Geddes took millions of photos of naked babies wrapped in lettuce and she made millions of dollars doing it, yet this is what we're raving about?

Get a Little Loose With a Sidecar

Everyone in The World Knew Who Was Joining Idol By the Time Fox Announced It

We spent so. much. time. talking about it. And it was the same people we supposed it would be all along. I suppose that's really clever marketing.

Let's Forget This Ever Happened With a Martini

Privacy Is Officially Dead

Yes, we all look at "OMG SHOCKING PAPARAZZI PICS" because we're humans, and by nature, total lookie-loos. But this whole scandal involving topless photos taken of Kate Middleton with a telephoto lens while she was sunbathing at a private chateau are the limit. That's it. Privacy is dead.

President Obama Had to Explain How Rap Music Works

Look, Obama has certainly earned his status as the "cool president," but did he really have to explain how Nicki Minaj lyrics work? Can we stop pestering him about these things and let him answer questions about, oh I don't know, policy?

Amanda Bynes Has Thoroughly Ruined Our Childhoods

Remember when sweet, little Amanda Bynes was this wildly talented goofball? Remember when she grew up and she was the anti-Miley, sending us into giggle fits in the embarrassingly funny She's the Man. (You know you liked it.) Those days are gone, now that she's had so many auto issues in the past two weeks, you'd think she was preparing for a role. But she isn't. It's just sad.

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