Wait no longer, sort of. Youtube filmmmaker Scott Winn (one half of dubstep duo Scott and Brendo) created a look at what a live-action Fruit Ninja film might look like. And the bizarre, funny clip has garnered over 10 million views so far.
What made it such a hit? The creators went to great pains to show their mohawked "ninja" expertly slicing and dicing dozens of flying pomegranates, kiwis, pineapples, bananas, even pumpkins, bombs and — a kitten? Add in some trippy dubstep music, cool slow-mo camera work, and you've got yourself a hit.
Watch the crazy clip here. Warning: Real fruits (but not kittens) were harmed in the making of this film.
And check out the behind-the-scenes featurette here: