They're beautiful. They have pearly white smiles. They can wave while riding on a float. They can answer tough questions about world peace. And don't forget, Miss America's got talent.
We got a sneak peek at the contestants of the 2013 pageant as the ladies rehearsed at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino in Las Vegas on Friday. And just based on these awesomely awkward freeze-frame moments, we're in for quite a show tonight.
Miss Arizona Piper Stoeckel Is Thinking Hard About the Question & Answer Competition
Sloane Roberts May Be Miss Arkansas But She Sure Can Shuffle Off to Buffalo
Miss District of Columbia Allyn Rose Has a Future as a White House Intern
Miss Iowa Gives Good Taylor Swift Face But the Real Shocker Is She Doesn't Sing (Her Name is Maria Cary!)
Miss Minnesota Siri Freeh: Emote!
We Love New York But the Pants, Miss New York Mallory Hagan, The Pants...
Miss New Hampshire Megan Lyman Mimes Being Stuck in a Small, Fabulous Elevator
And Hula-Hooping Indian Chief Cheryl Burke — Just Because
The Miss America pageant airs tonight at 9 p.m. EST on ABC.
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