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Hotmail is Dead, But We've Still Got Hot Males (As in GIFs of Hot Guys)

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May 03, 2013 | 5:30pm EDT

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Sorry, grandparents. Hotmail is no more. It's being ransacked and transferred over to the new Outlook.com. But what shall we do? The platform that served up our first ever email addresses is officially a thing of the past? It's going to live on in the form of its punny friend: hot male(s). 

Hot Male (haut-mayle): Any man whose physical perfection gives us the giggles. 

You know what? I don't think you've quite got it yet. Don't worry. We've got you.

Hot males generally look like this:

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And say things like this:

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And do things like this:


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And definitely know this:


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Sometimes they're sports stars (on TV):


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And they're really good at hitting the showers:


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Have we learned enough about hot males yet? Let's ask Fassy: 


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Nope? Okay! Sometimes they walk like this:


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And giggle disarmingly like this:


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And when they're spent, they raise their eyebrows like this:

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So in summary, see ya later, Hotmail!

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