This is where other journalists would lamely say that Kanye now has a bump to match Kim's, but I will refuse. Kanye West, rapper, producer, and aspiring son-in-law of Bruce Jenner was out walking with the mother of his unborn child, Kim Kardashian, when he slammed forehead-first into a street sign. A pack of photographers were following them, so he tried to shield his face from view by hanging his head down...preventing him from seeing where he was going. Inevitably, tragedy ensued. Or at least one really big shiner.
Watch if for yourself, below. It will make your day. We guarantee it!
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