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4 Crotch Shots, 13 Tongues: Miley Cyrus' 'We Can't Stop' By the Numbers

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Jun 19, 2013 | 4:19pm EDT

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Let's just say you drank a gallon of Red Bull, stayed awake for 37 hours, smoked a few grams of an illegal substance, and then decided to start a dream journal. And then you took said journal, set your scribblings to music, and filmed the whole thing. The result would be, we imagine, akin to Miley Cyrus' music video for "We Can't Stop."

In the video (above), Cyrus' enthusiastic gyrations and grill-clad smile are the least bizarre things caught on film. There were so many weird things, we decided to count them up. Maybe quantifying the strangeness will be the first step on the (very long) road to understanding it. 

We spied, with our little eyes:

2.5 Instances of Gratuitous Product Placement (it's arguably obvious that is Wonder Bread)

4 Crotch Shots

11 Simulated Sex Acts

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13 Stuck Out Tongues (1 Non-Miley)

2 Curse Words

13 Individual Stuffed Animals

4 Scenes of Spankings

5 Severed Body Parts

8 Twerks (Twerkings? What's the noun form of "twerk"?)

4 Strange Uses for Food

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1 Unidentified Liquid

1 Ambiguously Sexual Doll

2 Drug References

And that's really just the tip of the iceberg. 

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