Holy crap, you guys. I don't know how it happened or why this is real life but, somehow, John Stamos has turned 50 years old. When you actually stop and do the math, this makes sense: Full House went off the air in 1995, 18 years ago (!!), at which time Stamos would have been a perfectly crushable 32 years old. Man, there's nothing like a childhood crush aging to make you feel like an old lady.
To celebrate his journey over the hill, Stamos rounded up some of San Francisco's finest. No, not Rice-a-Roni, the cast of Full House (duh!). Former co-stars Bob Saget, Lori Loughlin, Candace Cameron Bure, and — wait for it — the elusive Ashley Olsen made appearances at Uncle Jesse's bash. And we've got the pics to prove it.