There are some phrases that dudes should never say, like "Can I have a salad instead of French fries?" or "On second thought, I'll take a diet coke." It's like seriously, you've already sitting in front of three Big Macs – go all the way big fella!
Of course, any woman can say any of the above and we'd all be perfectly fine with it (three cheers for women's lib!), which is why BuzzWatch has released a funny new video that pokes fun at how un-manly and weird it would be if a dude acted like a chick.
It's like seriously, the only time a man should "I bought Daddy a tie for his birthday," is if he's a low-level congressman referring to Ted Cruz. Seems like the entire country has been taking orders from that dude, lately.