I swear to you, I thought I was going to make it through the rest of the week without writing anything about Lindsay Lohan. But alas, here I am and there you are, about to learn something you so desperately want to know and I so desperately want to tell you.
But anyway, X17online reports Lindsay was spotted at a sober living facility last night in West Hollywood, at lawyer (her new lawyer, incidentally) Robert Shapiro's preferred rehab, Pickford Lofts. It was founded after his son died from drug abuse in 2005. Lindsay's mother Dina, sister Ali, and ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson were all seen visiting her at her new digs.
Lindsay has just five days before she's expected to surrender herself to a jail in California, so if this is her really trying to start her rehabilitation a bit early, that's good. But if she's shacking up in rehab to show the judge she can get clean on her own and doesn't need to be sent to jail at all, it's lame since she's been in rehab three times before. And since there's no such thing as "fourth time's a charm," (just ask Christie Brinkley) what is the real likelihood she'll be able to get her you-know-what together?