As much as I hate to admit it, Elisabetta Canalis is a pretty lucky girl. She was plucked from the land of Italian modeling contracts and minor roles in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo for a spot on George Clooney's arm. That kind of upgrade has to be even more fun than exploring the free toiletry kit you get on a first class flight from New York to Italy...the kind that even comes with socks with little grippies on the bottoms!
But now, since we're all talking about the two of them together so much, she's calling us "jealous." It's not much of a stretch, quite frankly. On their relationship, she said he's
"the person thanks to which my life has regained color. I feel good, I feel light. Like when I was 18 years old. I am happy like I was when I was 18 years old. Those who criticize or invent stories about us are just jealous."
Well, yes and no. Obviously, she's in a great position. We're jealous she gets to see George Clooney 24/7 and constantly has the key to his hotel room. But you know what makes it okay? The fact that she really, even if she won't talk about it, can't think of a successful relationship he's ever had that wasn't with a potbelly pig.