Dudes, I know you’re still drying your eyes over the fact that one Black Swan star is off the market (and with a bun in the oven, too), but there is still hope. There is another, and she’s newly single. Funny lady Mila Kunis, and Natalie Portman’s costar in Black Swan has parted ways from Mr. Home Alone himself, Macaulay Culkin. I’ll pause while you do a little happy dance in front of your computer.
The pair was together for about 7 years, which as we all know is pretty much common law marriage in Hollywood terms, but they split sometime before the publicity for Black Swan began, keeping it under wraps to keep the focus on the film and not Mila’s personal life. Sources say the split was amicable, and I mean, if you were lucky enough to date Mila Kunis for seven (S-E-V-E-N) whole years, you’d probably leave that situation with a smile on your face too.
Okay, if you’re a dude, I know you’re grinning from ear to ear, but try not to look too excited about this news, alright? People would start to think you were waiting for this day or something. Breakups are hard, okay? She’s probably having a hard time dealing with this; she probably needs a shoulder to cry on…crap. I just gave you guys ideas didn’t I?
Source: NY Post