Get ready to walk past three times the amount of magazine covers at the drug store this year of Kim Kardashian saying, "I'm really fine but I still don't like my thighs, but I use this sarong to cover them up so it's okay! Where's the ice cream?" (even though you're just at the drug store for paper towels!) because she's about to be the only remaining unmarried Kardashian sister! Word has it that Kim's older sister, Kourtney, is engaged to Scott Disick, and Life & Style reports that Scott popped the question during the season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, and that the show ends with Kourtney accepting his offer of a life where all the adult conversation is condescending. Kourtney's mom, Kris, has dug up her old show-planning skills and is plotting a program for E! that would follow the couple while they plan for a wedding, and would also document them on the actual day that their marriage commences. It will also (inadvertently, of course) follow Kim on her already well-documented quest to kill herself.