When Dancing with the Stars premiered on Tuesday, everything was slightly underwhelming except for Ralph Macchio and Kirstie Alley (Macchio because he turned out to be an even better dancer than we expected, and Alley because she seemed to be enjoying herself). But George Lopez reacted a bit more strongly to Alley than the rest of us did, and during his Wednesday night show, he said Kirstie "did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away. Before the show, she went to the market, and then she had roast beef and this is her going all the way home!" Then, his show took a break and was thrown to a GEICO commercial (the one where the pig is being driven home by his human friend's mom and is very much enjoying holding his pinwheel out the window). So, point made, yes?
But last night, the slew of eating disorder chairmen that had rushed to Alley's defense finally got to Lopez, and he tweeted an apology: "I misjudged the joke. No malice was intended and I apologize to Kirstie." Alley, of course, saw the tweet and responded to it with, "Don't worry about George's comments. Just remember what happens to the big bad, drunk woolf ... falls in a boiling pot of vodka. Piggy wins." (Confusing, but okay.) Most recently, she tweeted directly at George, and said "I don't need or want ur apology. I want your kidney dude..on behalf of your X and all the women uv insulted...give it back." (This refers to how George's ex-wife gave him one of her kidneys.) Chances are she's not going to get it, but at least she can count on Lopez not collecting any auto-insurance discounts.