Oh, twitter. I’m not quite sure how, but I’m going to blame you for this one anyway.
Apparently Justin Bieber is on board to star with Ashton Kutcher in a movie called What Would Kenny Do? It follows a 17 year old (The Biebs obvs) who is visited by a hologram claiming to be his future self (Kutcher, in case you couldn’t keep up). The hologram then helps him navigate through high school.
Now, I have two problems with this. One little. One big. Surprisingly, the little one is the combo of Kutcher and Bieber. Something like this was bound to happen eventually, and it’s best we just get it out of the way. My really big problem with this is the script was originally an R rating that got diluted down to a PG-13. And R-rated comedy about your older self coming back? That would’ve been hilarious! Even with Kutcher and the Biebs I might (MIGHT) have seen it. But now? Probably not. Unless I was blind. And deaf. And couldn’t smell. And was in a coma. And that would have to be a matinee. I would never pay top dollar for this.