Today in Charlie Sheen, winning, tiger-blood, F-22's, or whatever your favorite Charlie Sheen-related joke word/pun/joke/etc. is: the actor has responded to Ashton Kutcher's casting in CBS' Two and a Half Men with some, well, Charlie Sheen-style gems.
"Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer ... Oh wait, so am I!" the former star of the show told TMZ. "Enjoy the show America. Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB."
He added a couple remarks about his old boss Chuck Lorre, as well: "Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there."
So to sum up, Charlie Sheen is still mad at Chuck Lorre and doesn't think Two and a Half Men will do well without him. HOLY SHIT AREN'T YOU GUYS SURPRISED??