Just when you think you've heard all of the ridiculous celebrity complaints in the world, Gwyneth Paltrow opens her mouth. It's true I'm not a big fan of hers to begin with, but this girl is just giving me way too many reasons to dislike her. There's far too many examples of her ridiculousness to list them all out, but here's a few that came to mind: she can't live without having a bathtub in her bedroom, she hated her grandmother, criticized Ross the Intern for being fat, and admires people who have affairs. This is just to name a few. But thankfully she keeps giving me more and more material to write about because otherwise I'd have nothing to write, and if I had nothing to write I wouldn't have a job, and without a job I couldn't afford food, and without food I couldn't live. Huh, I guess she really does save lives.
So what's she done now? In her latest GOOP newsletter, the actress writes about her preparation and overall experience at this year's Emmy awards (because why wouldn't we want a play-by-play of her night). Apparently when Gwyneth went to find her seat in the second row -- "right behind the cast of 30 Rock!" -- she sat down and realized that, "The seat filler before me was sweaty, so my chair was wet. Gross!" Yup...she's calling the Emmy seat fillers super sweaty. You know every one of those seat fillers is going to go home tonight in tears because Saint Paltrow thinks they're gross. It's really not fair though -- she holds us mere mortals to such high standards.