, who? Don't you know it's Danny Trejo
the ladies all go crazy for? At least, that seems to be the case in the upcoming Machete Kills
, the follow-up to 2010's over-the-top revenge thriller Machete
, which will feature Trejo crossing paths this time around with the stunning likes of Sofia Vergara
, Jessica Alba
, Lady Gaga
, Zoe Saldana
, Vanessa Hudgens
, Alexa Vega
, Michelle Rodriguez
and bona fide fanboy fantasy girl Amber Heard
, Pineapple Express
, Drive Angry
.) Some former Mexican Federales with an ax to grind have all the luck.
In a newly released still from the Robert Rodriguez action/exploitation caper, the 26-year-old actress — who has been making headlines more recently not for The Playboy Club, rather the rumors that she's dating her Rum Diary co-star — gets up close and personal with her other leading man here. In Machete Kills (which is slated for a 2013 release date) Heard plays beauty queen Miss San Antonio as Trejo's vigilante Machete looks to stop a madman and a billionaire this time around, one of whom is played by none other than Mel Gibson.
So, you can decide what's crazier, the overall concept of Machete Kills or the now-burned-in-your-brain image of a dolled-up Heard straddling Trejo. Check it out:
[Photo credit: Open Road Films]
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