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45 Jokes About the Fact That Ben Affleck Is Playing Batman

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Aug 23, 2013 | 10:28am EDT

Ben Affleck Cast as Batman in Superman MovieWarner Bros; WENN

Ever since the news broke that Ben Affleck would be taking on the role of Batman in the developing Man of Steel sequel, tentatively titled Batman Vs. Superman, every nook and cranny of the Internet has become entrenched in jokes on the subject. And we're not at all above that! As such, here are 45 jokes on the topic. Pass them off as your own as you see fit...

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Who's playing Robin — Matt Damon?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Who's playing Robin — Casey Affleck?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Who's playing Robin — Robin Williams? That's confusing.

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Who's directing this one — Michael Bayne?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Is he really the hero Gotham deserves?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? What, is the Commissioner going to shine a light shaped like the Red Sox logo into the sky?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? What, is he going to knock the Joker out and then ask him how he likes them apples?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Whoever thought he could handle a super hero role is something of a casting daredevil

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Is Casey Affleck going to make a mockumentary about Bruce Wayne's return to action called I'm Still Hero?

Speaking of Casey Affleck, is there any way to work a "Casey at the Bat" pun in here somewhere? No? Okay, sorry, carry on.

Ben Affleck's playing Batman in the Man of Steel sequel? Doesn't this make Hollywoodland a little too meta?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? But didn't he already fight Two-Face in Paycheck?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? But didn't he already fight Poison Ivy in Paycheck?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Makes sense — Christian Bale took his territory in The Fighter. This is revenge.

Ben Affleck's starring in Batman Vs. Superman? Didn't he already do a superhero crossover in The Town? (Batman Vs. Hawkeye)

Ben Affleck's starring in Batman Vs. Superman? Didn't he already do a superhero crossover in He's Just Not That Into You? (Batman Vs. Black Widow)

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? What, is Kevin Smith playing the Penguin?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? What, is Jason Mewes playing whatever Christopher Walken's name was in Batman Returns?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Is his celebrity couple nickname with Catwoman going to be Belina?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Is Jennifer Garner going to be his stand-in?

No, Ben, this isn't the way to get that Oscar.

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Isn't he the same age as Adam West now?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? He must have seen Matt Damon kicking ass in Elysium and said, "I'll show him! I'll show them all!"

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? What, is the Batmobile going to be a Prius?

No, Ben, it's bats that this guy's into. Not Pats.

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? I guess that makes sense. He's used to cities filled with hordes of deranged maniacs on the loose.

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? What are they gonna call this one — Argotham?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? What are they gonna call this one — Chasing Baney?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? What are they gonna call this one — Mallbats?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? What are they gonna call this one — Waynedeer Games?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? What, is Cole Hauser playing… uh, one of the cops?

Ben Affleck's in a superhero crossover movie? Is this one going to end in shawarma-geddon? Best one yet.

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Is his catchphrase gonna be "I am wicked vengeance!"

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? What, were Bruce Wayne's parents coming home from an Aerosmith concert when they were killed?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Is Bruce Wayne's new archenemy going to be A-Rod?

Part 1: Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Is his new archenemy going to be The Mango?

Part 2, Version A: … who will, in turn, spout the following phrase: "Bruce Whone?"

Part 2, Version B: … who will, in turn, spout the following phrase: "Whoce Wayne?"

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Are he and a bunch of other guys going to sing "Leaving on the Batwing" halfway through the movie?

I'm not exactly sure how to machinate this one, but something in the vein of "To the Wonder-Mobile!"

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? Is anyone else starting to think that he's just trying to Single White Female George Clooney?

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? What are they gonna call this one — Going All the Wayne? (Remember that movie?)

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? What are they gonna call this one — Changing Waynes?

You wanna know how I got these scars? Watching Gigli!

Ben Affleck's playing Batman? That's a great idea!

And there you have it. I apologize for the absence of any Pearl Harbor jokes, but there's only so much you can do in times like these.

More:
Ben Affleck Cast as Batman in 'Man of Steel' Sequel
Warner Bros Announces Batman Vs. Superman Movie
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