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The Perfect Comeback for Every Occasion

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May 30, 2014 | 12:49pm EDT

We all have moments where we wish we had the ideal insult to hurl at someone. Usually, we don't think of that perfectly-prepared dig until the moment has passed. We've decided to put an end to that for the sake of arguments everywhere. Using our favorite movies, we've compiled a list of the best insults for any given situation, so you won't end up like George Costanza.

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NBC / seinfeldlessons.tumblr.com

 

It may take time to perfect these insults, but remember to always remain optimistic that your insults will improve.

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Buena Vista Pictures / sourwolf-exorcised-sherlock.tumblr.com

 

When Starbucks messes up your coffee order:

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When someone says they don't like Beyoncé:

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When your friend texts you about the same guy for the 3143268th time:

The Weinstein Company / not-thefunniestblog.tumblr.com

 

When your ex starts dating someone new:

Paramount Pictures / totalfilm.tumblr.com

 

When someone asks you to volunteer on a Saturday morning:

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When someone spoils Game of Thrones:

Fox Searchlight Pictures / Paramount Pictures / fynapoleondynamite.tumblr.com

 

When someone cuts you off on the highway:

Paramount Pictures / therealcalicali.tumblr.com 

 

When you need everyone to be aware of how much better you are:

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When you're hungover and someone just keeps talking:

Columbia Pictures / already-asleep.tumblr.com

 

When someone corrects your grammar:

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When the Chinese take-out lady makes you reassess your life by guessing your order:

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When someone at work eats a burrito and you haven't eaten yet:

Buena Vista Pictures / fyeahromyandmichele.tumblr.com

 

When someone asks what you're doing with your life:

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Whenever someone speaks passionately about the Kardashians:

Warner Bros. / satanisnexttoyou.tumblr.com

 

When a bunch of street performers block your path:

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When your team's game is on at a rival bar:

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When you see someone wearing crocs on the street:

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When someone unworthy of your time compliments you:

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When some heifer tries to give you outfit advice:

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / totalfilm.tumblr.com

 

When it comes down to the Moms:

Fox Searchlight Pictures / Paramount Pictures / verasgifstorage.tumblr.com

 

When you need to just win the Mom-insults:

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When a creep hits on you at a bar (first drink):

Paramount Pictures / livinginmywonderland.tumblr.com

 

When a creep hits on you at a bar (second drink):

Buena Vista Pictures / cuntclaws.tumblr.com

 

When a creep hits on you at a bar (lost count of drinks):

Columbia Pictures / spacecadet.tumblr.com

 

At the end of the day, when almost anything and everything warrants insult:

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When words aren't necessary:

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Hopefully, now you can go about your day perpetually proud of your new skill.

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