Did you feel the earth move last night? Yes, the earth moves naturally, but you can't feel that. This ripple should have actually made you stumble or lose your footing and nearly conk your head on some concrete. Dangerous, I know! So who's name do you put down when you file for workman's comp?
It's hard to say, because the world's tilt wasn't caused by just one person, but rather the Twihards who attended the Los Angeles premiere of Eclipse last night. I probably don't have to say any more about how serious these Twihards take their Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, Ashley Greene and their movies, because the news has been following them since they started camping outside the theater on something absurd like Monday. The carpet was black, because it's the color of darkness and painful love and teenage miscommunication. It also made Pattinson's suit here jump out...as if he needed even more attention thrown his way!