Inception premiered in France on Saturday, which is offensive because Americans are much more hyped for this movie than the French are, since they only emote excitement over caviar. But like good stars of a Christopher Nolan movie, Leonardo DiCaprio, Marion Cotillard, Ellen Page and Sir Michael Caine headed over to Paris and fulfilled their promotional duties outlined in their contracts.
It premieres in California tomorrow, so we're not terribly behind or anything. But we've seen the trailer for this movie at least ten times for every minute we've spent watching television, so we've become quite attached and enthusiastic about it (much like the questionable and steadfast obsession we have with NASCAR). Everyone knows we're more excited about it than ANYONE! Even Spain, who thinks everything in the universe is pretty damn awesome right now! But in all fairness, CAN'T THIS MOVIE JUST COME OUT ALREADY! IT'S RIDICULOUS! I feel like we're waiting for Clinton to admit he had sex with Monica Lewinsky or something!