Oh, John Cusack. When you’re not out hot tubbing through time, flying planes through falling buildings, solving crimes as a sad dead author, or fideliting the high (stretch much?) you’re out seizing control of the government for your own personal gain. At least, that’s what I imagine. I mean, why else would you star in Dictablanda, which obviously is translated to "Soft Dictator"? Oh, you mean its a movie and you’re just appearing in it and you’re not actually a dictator? That, if anything, the director Alejandro Agresti is the dictator on set? And you don’t actually do everything you do in the movies? But what about holding up a boom box and blasting some Peter Gabriel? Oh you actually did that one. Awesome.